15,703 notesYOUR OLD FACEBOOK STATUSES
22,035 notesi don’t understand people who are against gay marriage and use the statement “i just couldn’t see myself marrying someone of the same sex” well 1) fucking duh you’re straight and 2) gay marriage isn’t about you special snowflake.
136,165 notestumblr has given me the worst sense of humor ever i’m gonna be so screwed for school like if some student catches on fire i’ll probably burst into laughter
19,283 notessometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’